FAQs

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Are you guys serious?

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Yea. Serious about making bad ass fucking shirts. Come on, If you ask to ask that question you are dumber than most people who are not only alive today, but most people who have ever lived on this planet at any time. Of course we don't want you to REALLY give drugs to kids or push your pregnant girlfriend down a flight of stairs. But for some of us, the sentence "Rodney, who was at the time, very high on cocaine excitedly pushed his pregnant girlfriend down a flight of stairs" causes a chuckle. If you don't like it then fuck you. Write an angry letter to our email address so we can make fun of it, and you, in a future blog for being afraid of something you don't understand.

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Cool shirts bro! I’ll sport them on Instagram for you… Send me some?

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Nah bruh. You are like 14 and live with your parents and have like 138 Instagram followers. Go mow some fucking lawns or clean up dog shit to make the fucking less than half a gas tank I'll see out of the profits from one of these stupid ass shirts. If you do however happen to have a real social media following and some influence, I would actually love to send you some shirts and start up a dialogue. Just don't try to bullshit me with your fake followers you fucking losers. I might seem stupid because I make stupid shirts but I already see your fake ass from a mile away with that bullshit so don't even try me bitch!

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I am offended by your shirts and want to complain to someone, who can I talk to?

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Go talk to your fucking cat you fat ol windbag.  People like you are what is wrong with the world. Everyone else here is just trying to drink some beers and have a laugh while snorting a little blow off a hookers asshole. Meanwhile, your loud annoying ass is coming up in here crashing the party spouting some "boo hoo Im so offended" bullshit out of your fucking beak. GTFO! All you have to do is click the X button on the top of the website and don't follow our social media pages. It's that simple.  If you really want to make a difference go donate some money to starving children or feed the homeless people in your neighborhood and get off your damn computer! There are bigger problems in the world than T-Shirts with dumb pictures on them.

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Do you believe in the stuff you put on your shirts?

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I believe that we live in a world where there are lots of people who can't take a joke and will get upset after viewing these shirts. These people will fuel this movement unknowingly.

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Why are you doing this?

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Because why the fuck not? At the end of the day its fucking T-Shirts. The guy wearing the shirt featuring domestic violence probably isn't the actual drunk guy at home beating his wife... Hes a guy wearing a fucking shirt with crude blotches of ink on it arranged in shapes that made you upset. Get upset at the root problem. Not the fucking T-Shirt. If anything our movement is raising awareness and bringing attention to many of the common issues humanity should be talking about and dealing with while your fat lips are just flapping in the wind, asking stupid questions you already know the answer to, when you could be busy starting a group for battered women. Either make some real moves to change the problem or sit back down on your couch with your box of vegan cookies and watch another episode of Dr. Phil. The choice is yours and the world is at your fingertips but we both already know what choice you're gonna make. Enjoy the cookies hag.

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I have a fucking rad idea for a shirt! How can I tell you about it?

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You can email us all your fucked up and twisted ideas to GNFapparel@gmail.com . Who knows.. If the ideas are actually any good you might see them on a future GNF Apparel T-Shirt. But honestly your idea is probably fucking terrible and it will never happen. But maybe it will. Fuck it! If it does tho we'll  give you some free prints of your shirt when they come out! How bout fucking that?

 

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I am a fucking creep and love your shit!!! Where can I find more?

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Calm the fuck down weirdo... You can follow us on

Instagram.com/GNF_Apparel

Twitter.com/GNF_Apparel

Facebook.com/GNFapparel